海外趣闻：说说你刚出国时闹的笑话
1。有一个是刚来英国的时候看到英国满大街的‘toilet'，觉得很奇怪。 后来才发现原来是出租房子的’to let'。。。。。
2。我刚来的时候什么地方都不认识，就叫一个男生带我去超市，然后问他哪里有羊肉，他找了半天没找到，我就说算了，下次吧，他说你等等我，然后找了一个staff和人家咩～咩”，我当时就想说我不认识他，那个staff还真把他带去羊肉那。。。
呵呵，卖羊肉还能咩，我听过买蟹肉棒就学螃蟹走路的。
3。讲一个朋友的, 一个男生刚来住在host family, 每天吃不饱, 也不敢说. 于是半夜爬起来找东西吃。在厨房的柜子里发现一盒饼干, 虽然不好吃, 不过实在太饿了, 就着水吃了好多。 第二天早上, 房东找他谈话说。如果你下次晚上饿了, 就到冰箱里找东西吃, 不要吃那个饼干. 因为那个是给狗吃的。
4。还有还有，超市里卖的瓜子瓤好便宜啊，比瓜子便宜多列，后来才知道，是给鸟吃的。
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