双语：《阿凡达》观后十大领悟，纯属搞笑与剧情无关

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你想知道《阿凡达》好不好看？你又不想被剧透？这篇中英双语的《阿凡达》观后十大领悟非常有意思，基本不涉及剧情，感兴趣的影迷可以看一下哦。

1) it is not easy to watch using 3d glasses together with your own glasses. i wish i have a longer and more distinguished nose to hold both glasses.

带着自己的眼镜，再加上一副3d特制眼镜，实在不是一件容易的事情，恨不得鼻子长一点能架住两副眼镜。

2) it is possible to learn a new language within a few months. for me, i actually thought i understood the language within the first hour of watching the movie. what about compulsory studying na'vi for people in the secret service? :)

几个月里面想要学好一门语言还真不是不可能完成的任务。就我而言呢，电影前一个小时那些外星人说些什么我还都听得懂诶。想想那些被逼着学纳美语的演员们，学的还更专注一些呢。

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