Military traditions
Top Holiday Traditions In The Military
9. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask
8. Roasting chestnuts with an M4-A3 flamethrower
7. Draw up list of who's naughty, who's nice and who can't run their 2 miles without wheezing like an infant
6. Christmas morning, getting to sleep in till 0530
5. You open a gift and surprise! It's a khaki-colored t-shirt
4. Extra R&R for any personnel named Donner or Blitzen
3. There's always plenty of parking at the mall when you're driving a tank
2. Watching "Frosty" and crying my eyes out
1. Freeze-dried, shelf-stable, vacuum-sealed eggnog
幽默 笑话本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/42469.html
相关文章
-
趣味图片英语笑话：dough and frosting 生面团和霜（双语）
、This house has no insulation whatsoever! All the plumbing is in dough and frosting ... Who built this crap? Illeals?这房子没有任何绝缘!所有的管道都是生面团和霜……这废物是谁建...
2018-11-07 英语笑话 -
Main Entrance
A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS.' He was horrified when another competitor opened up...
2018-12-07 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话：skaters 溜冰者（双语）
When skaters die当溜冰者死后更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料，请继续关注 英语作文大全...
2018-11-06 英语笑话 -
一日上街不慎与一老外相撞
某人刻苦学习英语,终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞, 忙说:I am sorry. 老外应道:I am sorry too. 某人听后又道:I am sorry three. 老外不解,问:What are you sorr...
2018-11-30 英语笑话 -
英汉幽默故事选读【18】
Nest and Hair My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. "What kind of bird?" my sister asked. ...
2019-01-06 英语笑话 -
英语幽默小故事带翻译：Over reacted 过分紧张（中英双语）
60.Over reacted60.过分紧张My little girl loves animals，but one day she was bitten by a small field mouse she'd found. She carried it home in her pocket and told me wha...
2018-11-01 英语笑话 -
英文笑话:Swearing
A seven-year-old boy and his four-year-old brother were upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what？" said the seven year old. "I think it's about time we start swearing." The four year old...
2018-12-26 英语笑话 -
一个病人大声说我是拿破仑
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you know?"The first inmate said, "God told me!"Just then, a voice from anot...
2018-11-27 英语笑话 -
Female Joke(16)
A young woman came back from her honeymoon and called her mother. Mama，I need to see you right away. The mother ran over to her daughter‘s house. The daughter said，Mama I have to leave my husba...
2018-12-31 英语笑话 -
英文笑话:Sings in England
Joke：Sings in England Sign in a laundromat ： AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES： PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT. In an office ： WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YES...
2018-12-26 英语笑话
