70、80、90后对于20件事不同看法
1. 对于结婚
70后：When they mean to marry, they want to marry with a virgin.
80后：As long as we have true love, we do not mind whether she is a virgin or not.
90后：Does marriage need feeling? Do we need marriage?
2. 对于男友
70后：They consort with a man of figure.
80后：We consort with kindred spirit.
90后：我们结交满身纹身的帅哥！
3. 对于女服务员
70后：They treat waitress badly or molest waitress in word.
80后：We talk with waitress only when we order dishes and square accounts.
90后：Never talk with waitress，只会背后讨论她的衣服很土……
4. 对于陌生人
70后：When they stay with strangers, they are used to making conversation with others.
80后：Generally, We don't rap to strangers, don't you feel tired when making conversation？
90后：你谁阿，穿这么土，死开～帅哥，交个朋友好嘛？～
5. 对于聊天
70后：Their topics are limited to work and share.
80后：We have more topics，有英超、魔兽……
90后：QQ等级，QQ秀……
6. 对于工作
70后：Ergasiomania(工作狂)基本上都是70后的.
80后：Refuse to work overtime！
90后：Refuse to work！
7. 对于笔记本
70后：If they have notebook PC，they like using it in public.
80后：We don't bring notebook with us, because it is so heavy.
90后：只要苹果笔记本，what's more, not only one...
8. 对于领导
70后：Whenever they meet leaders who have no seat, they will stand up.
80后：We advocate superior and subordinate equality.
90后：天上地下，唯我独尊！
9. 对于老板
70后：They like sitting beside their boss when having dinner.
80后：To feel free, we'd better not sit beside boss.
90后：I'm boss.
10. 对于衣服
70后：喜欢穿七匹狼或者猛龙牌子的衣服.
80后：喜欢OLOMO之类的.
90后：Mendicant clothes，越花越好，越破越好……一个洞fashion，两个洞tide，三个洞personality......
11. 对于K歌
70后：唱k的时候只会乱吼——例如2002年的第一场雪，然后就拼命拉着人喝酒.
80后：Mic is ours.
90后：We can not only sing, but also dance！
12. 对于周末
70后：They ask client to dinner on weekend.
80后：We play football with friends on weekend.
90后：Every day is weekend！We do whatever we want do.
13. 对于假期
70后：五一、国庆去旅游，然后会在各个景点门口拍下很多V字手势的照片.
80后：We sleep in home during our holiday, or go singing with friends. We take a picture for view only when traveling.
90后：Every day is holiday....It has nothing to do with canceling May 1st holiday...
14. 对于喝酒
70后：When they drink, they like cheers.
80后：我们能喝多少喝多少，喝不下了，就找人吹瓶！
90后：我不是随便喝酒的人，我随便喝起酒来不是人～
15. 对于饮料
70后：They like drinking Red Wine, usually Great Wall Red Wine.
80后：We either do not drink, or drink beer.
90后：Korean fruit juice, Japanese soda...
16 对于拖鞋
70后：When enter their house, you need to take shoes off.
80后：You don't need to take shoes off when you enter our house.
90后：We don't take shoes off even though we go to bed for sleep！
17. 对于外来事物
70后：他们觉得每个Japanese、American、Taiwanese都想攻打中国.
80后：我们喜欢日本的soap drama、台湾的variety show、美国的大片.
90后：I want to go to Japan，因为我是日系MM……
18 对于战争
70后：他们希望中国用nuclear warhead把上面三个国家(地区)都灭了.
80后：We wish peace.
90后：I have nothing to do with it！打仗衣服会降价吗？那就打呗~~
19 对于财务状况
70后：They have bank deposit. 存款一族
80后：We are indebted. 负债一族
90后：I have guv! 啃老一族
20. 对于住房位置
70后：把房子买在远郊，然后每天早上花一个多小时乘车去上班.
80后：In order to sleep a little longer in the morning, we like renting house near company, riding or walking to work every day.
90后：As long as BF likes, anywhere is OK.
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