Man Vs. Woman Joke(16)
A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the night‘s special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.“The chicken sounds good；I’ll have that，”the woman says. The waiter nods.“And the vegetable？”he asks.“Oh，he‘ll have the fish，”she replies.
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