蜜蜂是忙碌的小东西
The Bee Is Such a Busy Soul(蜜蜂是忙碌的小东西)
The bee is such a busy soul. It has no time for birth control, and that is why in times like these, there are so many sons of bees.
蜜蜂是忙碌的小东西,没有时间搞计划生育,因此这年头,有那么多蜜蜂的子女
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