秘鲁老人
Old Man From Peru（秘鲁老人）
There was an old man from peru， who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke in a fright， in the middle of the night， and found it was perfectly true！
有位秘鲁老人，梦见把自己的鞋子啃。半夜时分，他从梦中惊醒，发现此事千真万确！
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