到底谁发现了澳大利亚
Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny.
老师:约翰尼,在地图上给我找出澳大利亚在什么地方。
Johnny: It's here, sir.
约翰尼:先生,在这儿。
Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?
老师:对了。萨默,你来回答我,是谁发现了澳大利亚?
Sammy: Johnny, sir.
萨默:先生,是约翰尼。
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