新机长
Many years ago, Wonder Air was a small， very new company． It had very little money and its aeroplanes were veryold． Mr．Black flew by Wonder Air once．That day, he wentto the airport, got on the Wonder Air aeroplane and waited．
After a few minutes, there was a lot of noise, and thenthe captain came out and shouted, "I'm not going to take thisae roplane up! One of the engines is broken, and they aren'tgoing to get a new one."
The passengers got out, and then, an hour later, an airhostess said, "The aeroplane's ready again now." The passen gers walked past her to the aeroplane again．
"Did you get a new engine?" Mr． Black asked the airhostess．
"No，we got a new captain," she answered．
新机长
许多年前，奇迹航空公司是一家刚刚成立的小企业。公司只有极少的资金和几架破烂不堪的旧飞机。有一次,布莱克先生乘坐奇迹航空公司的飞机。那天，他去了机场，登上奇迹航空公司的飞机，等候起飞。
几分钟之后，响起了一阵吵闹声。然后机长走出来，大声嚷道：“我不会把这架飞机开上天的！一个引擎坏了，而他们却不给换新的。”
乘客们下了飞机，然后，一小时之后，一位空中小姐说：“现在飞机又准备起飞了。”乘客们再一次经过她的身边登上飞机。
“你们换上新引擎了吗？”布莱克先生问那位空中小姐。
“不，我们换了一个新机长。”她回答。
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