One is almost about to die
As he lay on his deathbed， the man confided to his wife， “I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late， I was with other women. And not just one woman either， but I've slept with dozens of them.”
His wife looked at him calmly and said， “Why do you think I gave you the poison？”
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