江青回见外宾
江青回见外宾，找了一个翻译。要求他要严格安她的意思翻，不许走样。
外宾一见到江青，立马拍马屁：“Miss Jiang， you are very beautiful”。
翻译照翻，江青心花怒放，嘴上还要谦虚一下：“哪里，哪里”。
翻译不敢怠慢，把江青的话翻成英文：“where？where？”
外宾一楞，还有这样的人，追问哪里漂亮的，干脆马屁拍到底：
“everywhere，everywhere”。
翻译：“你到处都很漂亮。”
江青更高兴了，但总是要客气一下：“不见得，不见得”。
翻译赶紧翻成英文：“you are not allowed to
see， you are not allowed to see.“
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