那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事58：他长得真像你
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
He looks just like you
他长得真像你
We brought our newborn son to the pediatrician for his first checkup. As he finished, the doctor told us. "You have a cute baby." Smiling, I said, "I bet you say that to all new parents. ""No, he replied, "just to those whose babies really are good-looking. " "So what do you say to the others ? I asked. "He looks just like you. "
我们带着刚出生的儿子到儿科医生那里去做第一次健康检查。做完检查之后医生对我们说：你们的孩子很好看。 我笑着说：“我想你对所有刚做爸爸妈妈的人都这么说。”他回答说：“不，我只是对长得真的好看的孩子的父母才这么讲。”我问：“那你对其他人怎么说呢？”“他长的真像你。”
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