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sorry sorry sorry……

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  某人刻苦学习英语,终有小成。

  一日上街不慎与一老外相撞,忙说:I am sorry.

  老外应道:I am sorry too.

  某人听后又道:I am sorry three.

  老外不解,问:What are you sorry for?

  某人无奈,道:I am sorry five.

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