他们都死了
They Are All Dead
Teacher： Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century？
Pupil： Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead.
他们都死了
老师：你能告诉我关于18世纪的伟大科学家的一些什么事情吗？
学生：是的，先生。他们都死了。
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