幽默经典：喜剧演员的搞笑语录 笑不笑由你
"if you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the
video camera and come help me."--bobcat goldthwait
"i've been doing the fonda workout: the peter fonda workout. that's
where i wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my
sister's house and ask her for money."--kevin meaney
"my mom said she learned how to swim. someone took her out in the lake
and threw her off the boat. that's how she learned how to swim. i said,
'mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.' "--paula poundstone
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