外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹278：去天堂(中英)
Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up…what about you、Terry? You haven't got your hand up，don’t you want to go to Heaven?
星期日学校的教员:想去天堂的人举起手来，把手举起来……你呢，哈里?你还没举手呢，你不想去天堂吗?
Terry: I can’t. My Mum told me to go straight home.
哈里:我去不了，因为妈妈让我一放学就回家。
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