只有一次Only Once--双语幽默笑话
Only Once
只有一次
A novice lion tamer was being interviewed. "I understand your father was also a lion tamer," the reporter queried.
一位驯狮新手正在接受采访。“我知道你的父亲也是个驯狮手，”记者说。
"Yes, he was," the man replied.
“他过去是。”那人回答说。
"Do you actually put your head in the lion's mouth?"
“你真的把头伸进过狮子的嘴里吗？”
"I did it only once," said the new tamer, "to look for Dad."
“只有一次，”那位驯狮新手说，“为了找我爸爸。”
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