ate my socks
Jimmy and Kathy are newlyweds in the honeymoon suite on their wedding night, and Kathy’s in the bathroom. as Jimmy’s getting underdressed he says to himself, “how am I gong to tell her?” how am I going to tell my new wife that I have the world’s smelliest feet?” then he throws his socks under the bed . Kathy walks out of the bathroom and too chicken to face her, Jimmy runs past her and he goes into the bathroom. Kathy sits in the edge of the bed and says to herself, ”how am I going to tell him? How am I going to tell my husband that I have the world’s worst breath? I’ve got to tell him.” Just then Jimmy walk out of the bathroom . Kathy runs up to him, give him a huge wet kiss, pulls back and says, “Honey I’ve got to tell you something.” Jimmy says, ‘yeah I know . you just ate my socks.”
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