描述寻找当中的出纳员--双语幽默笑话
there was a banker who attended a dinner party, and a friend said to him, "oh! i heard that your bank is looking for a cashier," and the banker said "yes, yes, we are, we are." and then the friend said, "but i thought you just hired one a few weeks ago."
晚宴上，有位银行家坐在那儿，他的朋友问他：“我听说你们银行在找一位出纳，是吗？”银行家回答：“是的，我们是在找。”朋友说：“不过你们几个礼拜以前不是已经请到一个人了吗？”
so the banker replied, "yes, yes, indeed, we did. that's the one we're looking for now."
银行家说：“我们确实是雇用了一个人，而我们现在就是在找这个人。”
so the friend said, "can you describe him? what does he look like?" and the banker replied, "well, he is about five feet tall and (we're about) one hundred thousand dollars short."
那个友人说：“你说说看他长什么样子？”银行家回答：“他是五尺（无耻）之士，身长（藏）十万。”
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