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病人对医生的反问--双语幽默漫画

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doctor: how many ears and eyes does a cat have?

医生:一只猫有几个耳朵和眼睛?

patient: two of each.

病人:都是两个。

doctor: and how many legs does it have?

医生:那么它有几条腿呢?

patient: say, doctor, haven't you ever seen a cat?

病人:我说,医生,难道你从来没有见过猫吗?

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