病人对医生的反问--双语幽默漫画
doctor: how many ears and eyes does a cat have?
医生:一只猫有几个耳朵和眼睛?
patient: two of each.
病人:都是两个。
doctor: and how many legs does it have?
医生:那么它有几条腿呢?
patient: say, doctor, haven't you ever seen a cat?
病人:我说,医生,难道你从来没有见过猫吗?
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