出色的保护电脑安全技术--双语幽默漫画
"Yes,you've done an excellent job of keeping our computer safe.But sooner or later you'll have to plug it in."
是的,在保护电脑安全方面你做的非常出色, 但是迟早你必须插上插头.
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