不老练的店员--双语幽默笑话
a fat lady walked into the dress shop. "i'd like to see a dress that would fit me," she told the clerk.
一个胖女人走进服装店。“我想看一件适合我穿的衣服，”她告诉店员说。
"so would i," said the tactless clerk.
“我也是。”不太老练的店员说道。
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