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善解人意的马--双语幽默笑话

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there was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing(耕地) , and his horse immediately galloped(疾驰,飞奔) five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back.

一位农夫在犁田时,不慎跌倒摔伤了屁股,他的马立即飞奔到五哩外最近的小镇,载了一位医生回来。

"that’s a pretty smart horse," the farmer’s friend later observed.

一个朋友看到后便夸赞说:“你这匹马真是聪明!”

"well, he’s not really so smart," the farmer said. "the doctor he brought back was a veterinarian!"

农夫说:“也没有你想的那么聪明啦!它带来的是一位兽医!”

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