分不清孩子的爸爸--双语幽默笑话
my two sister and i were all away at various colleges at the same time. one day, after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate, i phoned home for some consolation and understanding of my unique problems.
我和两个妹妹同时离开家去不同的大学读书。经历了太多的危机，也厌倦了受到与其他大学生相同的对待之后，有一天我给家里打了个电话，就我独有的问题寻求安慰和理解。
when my dad answered, i immediately launched into my litany（连祷，冗长故事） of frustrations with college life. as i paused to catch my breath, he said, "o.k., honey...now, fist of all, who is this?"
爸爸接起电话后，我立刻开始历数我大学生活中的挫折。当我停下来歇口气时，爸爸说：“好啦，亲爱的...现在，首先告诉我，你是哪一个？”
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