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  　　臭　鼬　　“我们的地下室里有一只臭鼬，”打电话的人对警察调度员尖叫道。“我们怎样才能把它弄出来？”　　“弄一些面包屑，”调度员说，“从地下室往外铺一条小道直到后院。然后将地下室的门打开。”　　一段时间...

  2018-12-29 英语笑话

• 英文幽默 - Osama's Valentine

  Little Josh comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he...

  2019-03-20 英语笑话

• What will the neighbors think?

  　　Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.　　"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you...

  2018-12-08 英语笑话

• 笑话习题簿11.2.13

  Mr．and Mrs．Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat．Now Mrs．Taylor was expecting another child． Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very...

  2018-11-23 英语笑话

• Family Joke(39)

  　　Son：Daddy，have you ever been to Egypt？　　Father：No. Why do you ask that？　　Son：Well，where did you get mommy then？更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑话...

  2018-12-29 英语笑话

• 答问技巧 Response Ability

  　　Response Ability　　An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling, the minister replied, “It...

  2018-12-25 英语笑话

• Reason of late

  　　The teacher asked Tom: "Why did you come to school so late this morning?"　　"Someone lost one Yuan." answered Tom.　　"Oh, now I know, you helped him find the money," the teacher said.　　"No...

  2018-12-07 英语笑话

• 像妈妈的女孩

  　　No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice.　　"Find a girl just like your mother ―― then, she's bound to like her."　　...

  2018-12-07 英语笑话

• 笑话习题簿11.1.2

  Son: Why are hen's legs so short? Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying? 儿子：为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢？ 父亲...

  2018-11-23 英语笑话

• 趣味英语:五指不同名，拇指最不灵

  　　英语和汉语对手指的称呼既有差别又有相似之处。现介绍如下：　　1.thumb： 大拇指。与汉语相映成趣的是，英语的all（fingers and ）thumbs也表示"笨手笨脚"的意思，例如：　　（1）I'm all fingers and thumbs this morning. I...

  2018-12-27 英语笑话