小老头的长寿秘方--双语幽默笑话
a woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch（门廊）.
一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。
i couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. what's your secret for a long, happy life?
我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，那女士说。你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么？
i smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise.
我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。
wow, that's amazing, says the woman. how old are you?
哦，真神奇，女士说。你高寿？
twenty-six.
二十六。
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