趣味图片英语笑话:lottery ticket 彩票(双语)
why did you get a lottery ticket with all the wrong numbers on it? that's obviously the right numbers! what are you thingking?
你为什么选择的号码错误的彩票?这才是对的号码!你到底想什么?
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