对鼓产生的想法--双语幽默笑话
ma: pa, i don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got johnny for christmas.
妈：他爸，我怎么觉得邻居非常不喜欢咱们圣诞节时给约翰尼买的新鼓呢。
pa: why not?
爸：为什么？
ma: they gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was in the drum.
妈：他们给了他一把小刀，并问他是不是想知道鼓里面是什么样的。
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