头一天的证据--双语幽默笑话

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teacher: walter, why don't you wash your face? i can see what you had for breakfast this morning.

老师：沃尔特，你为什么不洗脸?我看得出你今天早饭吃了什么。

walter: what was it?

沃尔特：我吃了什么？

teacher: eggs.

老师：鸡蛋。

walter: wrong. that was yesterday.

沃尔特：错了，老师。那是昨天吃的。

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