Kid Joke(71)
A little boy returned from the grocery store with his mom. While his mom put away the groceries，the little boy opened his box of animal crackers and spread them all over the kitchen table.“What are you doing？”asked his mom.“The box says you shouldn‘t eat them if the seal is broken，”said the little boy.“I’m looking for the seal.”
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