趣味英语：最暧昧的“回绝”情书
“世界上最最最最……难的事情，不是泡妞，也不是‘被妞泡’，而是说出那三个字——分手吧。”
不过，当读到歌德的这篇文章，才发现：世界上最伟大的“甩妞大师”，早已经诞生！——欲扬先抑，欲甩先……
我不对你说“来吧”，
i do not say to you“come”,
免得惊扰巢中的小鸟。
i will not have the little bird disturbed from its nest.
但你若凑巧能到这儿，我当然欢迎。
but the accident would not be unwelcome to me,
你可要顶住风狂雨骤，安然降临在我的寒室。
which should make use of storm and tempest to bring it safely beneath my roof.
不管怎样，最最亲爱的贝婷，请记住你正在把我宠坏。
at any rate, dearest bettine, remember that you are on the road to spoil me.
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