一场持续的足球比赛--双语幽默笑话
mike was late for school. he said to his teacher, mr. black, "excuse me for my coming late, sir. i watched a football match in my dream."
麦克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说：“对不起，老师，今天早上我迟到了。因为我在梦里观看了一场球赛。”
"why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.
“为什么它会让你迟到呢？”老师问道。
"because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied mike.
“因为这两个队都没有能力获胜，所以就持续的时间长了。”麦克回答说。
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