到底是谁的错His Fault--双语幽默笑话
billy: mother, bobby broke a window.
比利:妈妈,波比打坏了窗玻璃。
mother: how did he do it?
妈妈:他怎么打的?
billy: i threw a rock at him and he ducked.
比利:我向他扔石头,他躲开了。
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