加菲猫爱打盹-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
garfield:some people have anxiety attacks.some people have gas attacks.
加菲猫:一些人变得很焦虑,一些人变得很生气。
garfield:i have nap attacks.
加菲猫:我有打盹的毛病。
garfield:(zzzzz)
加菲猫:睡觉发出的声音。
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