加菲猫受到严重的伤害-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
garfield:(zip!)
加菲猫:撕裂东西的声音。
garfield:that hurt me more than it did him.
加菲猫:比起他我受到的伤害更大。
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