约翰第一天上学--双语幽默笑话
the six-year-old john was terribly spoiled. his father knew it, but his grandma doted on（溺爱，宠爱） him. he hardly left her side. and when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum（乱发脾气） . then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。
when he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "was school all right?" she asked, "did you get along all right? did you cry?"
他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：“学校怎么样？你过的好吗？哭了没有？”
"cry?" john asked. "no, i didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
“哭？”约翰问，“不，我没哭，可老师哭了。”
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