莱曼给乔恩的建议-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
jon:cat make better pets.
乔恩:猫可以算是更好的宠物。
lyman:but you need a dog for protection.
莱曼:但是你需要一只狗来保护。
jon:i hate to see a grown man cry.
乔恩:我讨厌看到成年男人哭。
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