英语幽默小故事带翻译：The cured 治愈的人（中英双语）
30.The cured
30.治愈的人
"We rarely use the word cure，"said the psychiatrist to his patient. "But after five years of therapy it is my pleasure to pronounce you completely cured. "To his surprise，an unhappy look came over the woman's face. "What's wrong?"he asked.”I thought you`d be thrilled."
“我们很少用‘治愈’这个词。”心理医生对他的患者说:“但经过五年的治疗，我十分高兴地宣布你已彻底治愈了。”出乎他的意料，这位妇女的脸上露出了不高兴的神色。“您怎么了?”医生问，“我以为您会喜出望外的。”
" Oh，it's fine for you,"she said，”but try to look at it from my point of view. Three years ago I was Joan of Arc.Now I'm nobody.”
“对于您来说，这当然是许好事。您应该替我想一想，三年前我还是圣女贞德。而现在我变成了普通人。”
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