聪明的小男孩--双语幽默笑话
a small boy leading a donkey passed by an army camp. a couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad（少年，小伙子） . what are you holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny? asked one of them.
一个小男孩牵着头驴子穿过部队营房。两名士兵想跟小家伙开个玩笑：小孩，你把你哥哥牵得这么紧干什么？
so he won't join the army, the youngster replied without blinking an eye.
这样，他就不会去参军了。小家伙眼都不眨地回答道。
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