合理的解释--双语幽默笑话
mother: i left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, johnny, and now there is only one piece left. can you explain that?
妈妈：约翰尼，我今天早上在橱子里放了两块点心。现在就剩下一块了。你能解释一下吗？
johnny: well, i suppose it was so dark that i didn’t notice the other.
约翰尼：嗯，我想是因为里面太黑我没看到另外那块。
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