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英文笑话:Dog vs Women

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  Joke:Dog vs Women

  *Dogs don't cry.

  *Dogs love it when your friends come over.

  *Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.

  *Dogs think you sing great.

  *A dog's time in the bathroom is just for a quick drink.

  *Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.

  *Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

  *Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

  *Dogs are excited by rough play.

  *Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.

  *Dogs understand that farts are funny.

  *Dogs love red meat.

  *Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.

  *Anyone can get a good looking dog.

  *If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

  *Dogs don't shop.

  *Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

  *A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

  *Dogs never need to examine your relationship.

  *A dog's parents never visit.

  *Dogs love long car trips.

  *Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.

  *Dogs know that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted.

  *If a dog gets old and starts to snap at you constantly, you can shoot it.

  *Dogs like beer.

  *Dogs don't hate their bodies.

  *Dogs never buy Kenny G or Michael Bolton albums.

  *Dogs never put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.

  *Dogs never criticize.

  *Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

  *Dogs never expect gifts.

  *It is legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.

  *Dogs don't worry about germs.

  *Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.

  *Dogs like to do their snooping outside, not in your wallet, your pockets, or your sock drawer.

  *Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.

  *A dog would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one. *You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.

  *Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.

  *Dogs don't borrow your shirts.

  *Dogs never want foot-rubs.

  *Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.

  *Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

  *Dogs can't talk.

  *Dogs aren't catty.

  *Dogs seldom outlive you.

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