新发现New Discovery--双语幽默笑话

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New Discovery

新发现

A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator.

一个乡下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走进一座大楼，看见一个岁数很大的矮胖女人迈进一个小房间。房间的门随后关上，有几个灯在闪亮。一会儿，门开了，电梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。

Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, "I should have brought my wife!"

乡下人惊奇地眨着眼睛，慢吞吞地说：“我应该把我的老婆带来!”

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