乔恩命令加菲猫抓老鼠-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[3]--双语幽默漫画
jon:catch a mouse.
乔恩:抓老鼠。
garfield:you didn't use the magic words.
加菲猫:你不要使用过于复杂的话。
jon:catch a mouse,or you don't get dinner.
乔恩:抓老鼠,否则你就不准吃晚饭。
jon:presto!
乔恩:立刻!
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