Halloween Funnies V
Halloween Funnies V
What kind of cereal do monsters eat？- Ghost-Toasties
Mommy，mommy，teacher keeps saying I look like a werewolf.- Be quiet，dear，and go and comb your face
What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine？- A wash and wear wolf
What‘s the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car？- They boo-kle their seatbelts
What has webbed feet，feathers，fangs and goes quack-quack？- Count Duckula
What game do little cannibals like to play at parties？- Swallow the leader
Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly？- Because if they were small and round and smooth they‘d be M&M’s
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