乔恩准备藏礼物-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[4]--双语幽默漫画

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jon:i'm leaving your present under the tree.

乔恩：我把礼物给你放到树底下了。

jon:i'm trusting you not to peek.

乔恩：我相信你不会偷看的。

garfield:you have my word of honor.

加菲猫：我用人格担保。

jon:uncross your toes.

乔恩：不要使你的脚趾交叉。

garfield:you little finks.

加菲猫：你这个小告发人。

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