医生给病人诊断后的建议--双语幽默漫画
"Your X-ray shows three rubber bands,a few staples,a plastic file folder tab,a pen cap,and the letter Q from a computer keyboard.Stop eating lunch at your desk."
你的X光透视显示有3个橡皮筋,少许印章,一个塑料文件表格,键盘上的字母Q键。因此,别在你的桌子上吃午餐了!
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