乔恩与乔安的对话-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[4]--双语幽默漫画
jon:jo-ann,it's jon arbuckle.i was wondering if you were doing anything on new years.
乔恩：乔安，我是乔恩。我想知道新年你将会做什么？
jon:i don't believe it...
乔恩：我不相信...
jon:her answering machine hung up on me!
乔恩：她的答录机吵醒了我。
garfield:a bad day in dateville.
加菲猫：糟糕的一天。
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