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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事38:那伤疤不是很明显

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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

lt's not that noticeable
那伤疤不是很明显

There's a scar on my face from a car accident. A customer came into the gas station where I work, glanced at me and exclaimed, "My God, what happened to you ?" I told him and hoped that would be the end of it. But he kept pressing me for more information. Finally, he made his purchase and, justbefore walking away,said,"Hey,don't worry about it.lt's not that noticeable.”
我脸上有一道车祸留下的伤疤。一位顾客走进我工作的加油站,看了我一眼就大呼小叫起来:”我的天哪,你出什么事啦?一我告诉了他,希望就此打住。但是他继续追问更多的问题。最后,他买完东西要离开的时候说:-嘿,别太在意。那伤疤不是很明显。
 

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