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英语小笑话带翻译:我是来装电话的(双语)

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小孩打电话.jpga young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. he threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "can i help you?" the man said, "sure. i've come to install the phone."

一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意,就租了一个漂亮的办公室。一天,他坐在办公室里,看到有一个人在外面,于是他就装作生意很忙的样子,拿起电话胡吹乱侃,还不停的甩出几个大数字,好像在谈一笔大买卖。

到了最后,他终于挂了电话,问来访的人,“有事儿嘛?”那个人回答,“我是来给你安装电话的。”

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