那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事43：一个私人问题
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事A personal question
一个私人问题
At the cashier one busy day the line grew quite long. There was much grumbling among those waiting,but one man made light of the situation. He approached a woman who was obviously' very pregnant and tapped her on the shoulder. "Would you mind my asking a personal question?he said. 'Were you pregnant when you got in this line?_
在一个繁忙的日子，收银员那里排了很长的队。排队等待的人开始发牢骚，只有一名男子显得比较轻松。他走到一个显然已经怀 孕很久的女人背后，拍拍她的肩膀说："我能不能问你一个私人问题，在你开始排队的时候有没有怀孕?"
单词＆词组 encouragement 鼓励，支持（的事物）
cycle 循环：骑自行（摩托）车
dit}tract 使分心，分散注意力
illustrate 给……加插图；说明
yell 叫喊，叫着说
will 意图，决心；遗嘱
rough 艰难的，粗糙的，粗鲁的，（味道、声音等）令人不
快的
yacht 游艇，帆船
mention 提及，说起
caShiof 收银员，出纳员
grumble 抱怨，牢骚
make light of 对……不在乎，轻视
personal ．个人的，亲自的
知道不知道
公共场合讲话时“不要做什么"做public speaking时，还有几个不要，譬如不要把手伸进口袋里【stick your hands in your pockets），不要手卡在腰带上(hook your thumbs under your beIt)，因为上述动作都会分散观众的注意力。
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